Starman is NOT Happy

Elon thought it was brilliant marketing. The media ate it up. You think it’s cool. Newsflash folks – I’m pissed. I was living large. Minding my own business, sporting SpaceX’s new spacesuit. It was all about me. All about comfort. All about hyper-cool. No paparazzi, flying under the radar and living the dream baby. With […]

A Repentant (R)

They say confession is good for the soul, so I admit it. Please forgive me. I am a moderate Republican, and I voted for Donald Trump. I remember clearly standing in front of the plastic voting machine, its myopic 21-inch Gorgon electronic eye staring me down. I could hear the shouting inside my head, “Don’t…don’t […]